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Ask Yelp Eat24: Advice for Tater Tot Lovers
Send us your questions about love, life, and pizza toppings. We’ll draw diagrams if necessary. Dear Yelp Eat24, My girlfriend is acting distant lately. When I ask if she wants to order chicken tikka masala she says “Uh, sure.” […]
Eat24 Angers The Mailer Daemon
A few weeks ago we asked around for some help writing an email. Dave from Accounting was busy working on his next project (An “epic” prog-rock album about The Milky Way told in calculator solos), the cat who sometimes writes […]
8 Tips for Totally Nailing Your Yelp Eat24 Interview
Here at Yelp Eat24, we get tons of questions from our users every day, like “What’s your spirit animal?” and “How many different types of meat do you usually get in your burrito?” and of course “Are you an app […]
An Excuse To Use Cat .Gifs On The Yelp Eat24 Blog
Lately we’ve been having trouble thinking of blogs to write. Creating really compelling and worthwhile content every week is hard, and we could definitely use a break to clean up the Dorito crumbs and old burrito foil from our desk, […]
Mazel Tov! It’s Another Yelp Eat24 Coupon.
OOPS. We messed up and gave you the wrong link. Go here for this week’s coupon. Remember when one of our customers proposed to his girlfriend in our email? Well they officially got married this week. […]
Mascots Eating People – A Tribute
What’s that? Oh really? The Super Bowl is coming up? Are you sure? Yes, we know it’s Super Bowl time again. Chicken wings, commercials, “last rodeo,” Lady Gaga, “The New Left Shark,” Cam Newton Versace pants dab. See? We […]
A Love Note From Eat24 To Customers
Hey. We love you. Really. We don’t tell you enough, but we love you more than we ever knew a food delivery app was capable of loving. You have your choice of internet-make-food-happen services, but you choose us. Thank you […]
Eat24’s 2016 Holiday Wishlist
“Riding through the snow, on a one horseradish sleigh, eating lots of pho, food coma on the way!” Oh, sorry, we didn’t notice you there, we were just finishing up our Christmas Wishlist this year and we want to share […]
Eat24 Customers Tell the Best Jokes
What do you call someone with egg rolls in their ears? Anything you want, they can’t hear you. #Sorry A few weeks ago, we asked a lot from our tweeters/readers. We asked for jokes (funny ones). And you sent […]
Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users
A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear’s manhood. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman […]
Ask Eat24: Advice For Sandwich Lovers
Send us your questions about love, life, and pizza toppings. We’ll draw diagrams if necessary. I’ve been dating my boyfriend for 5 years and I’m starting to think he’s scared of commitment. I can barely get him to […]
EAT24 Sorry For Revealing TODAY Show Anchor’s Number on TV
Quick question: Is there a greeting card for ‘Sorry we showed everyone your phone number on national TV and now you’re getting a whole lotta phone calls, texts, and voicemails’? There isn’t? Damn. We only ask because our new […]
EAT24 Becomes CEO of Google
Dear Google, Our mama always told us to write thank you letters, so we wanted to send you a quick note and say thanks so much for promoting us to our new position of Google CEO. It’s very sweet that […]
Food Horoscopes: EAT24’s Guide To The Future
Is the future filled with cheese or chocolate? Is Mercury’s orbit trying to tell you something about tacos? How many mozzarella sticks are needed to sustain a relationship? Great questions deserve great answers. The EAT24 astrologer has read the writing […]
11 Jaw-Dropping Fries Available for Delivery in L.A.
“Walk softly and carry a big potato.” That was our high school yearbook quote. Yours too? We knew we liked you. Confession time: We’re EAT24, we love French fries, and we don’t care who knows it. Actually, we do care […]
10 Ugly Foods With a Great Personality
We love beautifully Instagrammed cheeseburgers as much as you do, but it’s time someone stood up for the less photogenic foods of the world. You know, the foods that, with a good filter, look like a toddler made them and […]
Dear Headhunters, F*** You
A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them […]
F is for Fail: EAT24’s Menu Meltdown
Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were […]
Top 5 Reasons to Stay Out of the Kitchen
Look, we need to talk. We heard that some of your so-called friends have been experimenting with cooking. Maybe they told you it was fun and relaxing, maybe they told you it was cool, but let us make one thing […]