“Riding through the snow,
on a one horseradish sleigh,
eating lots of pho,
food coma on the way!”
Oh, sorry, we didn’t notice you there, we were just finishing up our Christmas Wishlist this year and we want to share it with you. So put on some wool socks, make some hot cocoa, and start roasting honey walnut shrimp by the fire, this is the Eat24 Spectacular Christmas Wishlist:
Big Candy:
Giant. Ten. Pound. Toblerone. Bar. We need this.
Sexy Books:
We feel a sensual disturbance in the force, and for only $19.50 we can definitely make sure that we stay on the “Dark Side” 😉 You can find it here.
Safe House:
At last, we can now literally shut everyone out from our lives. Fund our utopia here.
Secure Nutella:
Stopping thieves before they even start.
Meh Cards:
Help us celebrate our Christmas Joy Meh here.
Unnecessarily Large Backpack:
Sweet! A big ass bag! What are you waiting for? Buy it already.
Future Stuff:
Is it us or does this robot have a Futurama feel to it?
OK it’s not just us. Get this 31st century technology for us here.
Dino Candles:
Life will find a way, and for $45.59 this candle has found its way into our hearts. Delight us with this miracle of science here.
Cute Sushi:
Rice and Penguins. What more can you ask for? Please make our dinner time more adorable here.
Hot Dog Based Transportation:
“My RC Car has a first name, it’s O.S.C.A.R.! My bologna has a second name and you can find it here.”
Fire Pit:
You cannot hide. I see you…. sitting in front of this fire pit this Winter. It’s only $684.93, so you should buy this for us here.
The Most Epic of High Fives:
What better way to celebrate the new year, or literally any moment of the day, than with the most epic of high fives? Need.
Well that pretty much sums it up, but we probably missed something. If you think there’s something we should have wished for, or just want to show us something awesome, let us know in the comments or sharing it with us on Twitter. Thanks for reading. We’ll get back to our Christmas Caroling. From all of us at Yelp Eat24 to all of you: We hope your holidays are full of love, and plenty of red tamales.
“Deck the halls with lots of curry! Fa la la la la la la la la la
Can we also get some chimichurri? Fa la la la la la la la la”
But ‘snow’ doesn’t really rhyme with ‘pho’ (fuh).
I heart Eat24 so much….thanks for the tee-hees this morning! xoxo
We knew but we’re glad you know too.
We heart you more!!! <3
All I want for xmas is to hug your writing crew! Tis the season for uncontrollable laughter and ridiculous gifting!
We accept your hug and raise you a small kiss under the mistletoe.
I never know how much I need EAT24 until I read your blog…then, it is so hilariously, deliciously obvious. Merry Christmas, people who make being a mom and wife easier!
I love you people so much! You made my life so much better when you made me have to talk less and eat more. I do however blame you for my growing belly. I believe you owe me a special coupon code for doing that to me. And yes, I’m fully aware that that code will be used to eat more and hence grow my belly more but my love for you will overlook that fact. Happy Festivas.
We love you more! You can have coupon code ‘vixen’ for a belly filling good time. 🙂
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