Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that!

Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, when one of our besties pointed out a suspicious menu item.

Now, we obviously know something about porn since once-upon-a-time we advertised on a few porn websites. But we don’t know anything about marinated porn. And we definitely aren’t selling it. No biggie though, right? Sometimes your mind says pork but your fingers say porn. Just fix the typo and move on.

But about a week later someone else noticed another mistake…

We had to wonder if this was just the tip of the iceberg? Were we also accidentally selling “sticky bums” and “chicken pox pie”? We decided to take a peek and ended up finding a few more not-so-delicious delicious gems.

Long story short, we need your help finding more of these trainwreck typos. Don’t worry, it won’t get our Menu Department in trouble or anything. In fact, sometimes it’s the restaurants who make the typos. What we’re saying is: this isn’t the time for finger pointing. It’s the time to find the “Certified Anus Beef” and the “Hand & Cheese Sandwiches” out there and give them the dignified lives they deserve.

See a typo in one of our menus? Tell us! Show us on Twitter, Instagram or Google+ with the hashtag #menufail and be rewarded with an overwhelming sense of accomplishment (and maybe also a coupon).