Eat24 Angers The Mailer Daemon

A few weeks ago we asked around for some help writing an email. Dave from Accounting was busy working on his next project (An “epic” prog-rock album about The Milky Way told in calculator solos), the cat who sometimes writes […]

8 Tips for Totally Nailing Your Yelp Eat24 Interview

  Here at Yelp Eat24, we get tons of questions from our users every day, like “What’s your spirit animal?” and “How many different types of meat do you usually get in your burrito?” and of course “Are you an app […]

10 Food Photography Fails From Yelp Eat24

Everyone knows Yelp Eat24 has tons of drool-worthy food pics on our app and website. That’s because our amazing customers and restaurant owners are always sending us sexy photos. You know, like these gorgeous wings: But the truth is, not […]

Is This SHOCKING Blog Post Clickbait? Find Out (NSFW)

Confession: We love clickbait. You too? We could tell by the way you clicked. Anyway, thanks for giving our clickbait a chance. Competition is pretty fierce out there, and we’ve been noticing these clickbait articles are getting more insane every […]

Eat24 April Fools’ Joke Backfires

So… we had an idea for an April Fools’ joke: Send all our customers a receipt for an order of 24,000 egg rolls and tell them the food would arrive in 5 minutes. They’re gonna freak out, we thought. As we […]

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An Excuse To Use Cat .Gifs On The Yelp Eat24 Blog

Lately we’ve been having trouble thinking of blogs to write. Creating really compelling and worthwhile content every week is hard, and we could definitely use a break to clean up the Dorito crumbs and old burrito foil from our desk, […]

Mascots Eating People – A Tribute

  What’s that? Oh really? The Super Bowl is coming up? Are you sure? Yes, we know it’s Super Bowl time again. Chicken wings, commercials, “last rodeo,” Lady Gaga, “The New Left Shark,” Cam Newton Versace pants dab. See? We […]

Pets Love Yelp Eat24! (Humans think we’re OK too)

Remember a few months ago when we made this commercial? Well everyone pretty much hated it. But turns out the real tastemakers of the house, pets, actually loved it. In fact we got a whole bunch of videos of our […]

Eat24’s 2016 Holiday Wishlist

“Riding through the snow, on a one horseradish sleigh, eating lots of pho, food coma on the way!” Oh, sorry, we didn’t notice you there, we were just finishing up our Christmas Wishlist this year and we want to share […]

A Video of Your Dog = A $10 Coupon for Eat24

  Big news! We made a new commercial…  And now it’s pretty much official. Eat24 is the #1 food delivery app for dogs across the country. And no, it’s not because we started delivering bones. It’s because apparently dogs/cats/hamsters are really […]

Eat24 Customers Interpret Oprah Dream

Wow. You guys never cease to amaze us. Seriously, you’ve got great taste in food (the enchiladas last week were definitely the right call), you’re basically a genius, and your butt always looks good. So of course, when we had […]

Eat24 Customers Tell the Best Jokes

  What do you call someone with egg rolls in their ears? Anything you want, they can’t hear you. #Sorry A few weeks ago, we asked a lot from our tweeters/readers. We asked for jokes (funny ones). And you sent […]

Quiz: What Food Were You In A Past Life?

If you’re like most people, you’ve probably wondered what food you were in a previous life. A pepperoni pizza? A breakfast burrito? Or maybe a simple, salt-of-the-earth beet? These are serious questions that need serious answers. Take the quiz to […]

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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users

A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear’s manhood. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman […]

Eat24: Free Taco Every Time Trump Says ‘Mexico’

  The first Republican presidential debate is taking place this Thursday, August 6th…which can only mean one thing: Time to sit back and watch the best entertainment on TV this summer, Donald Trump. Wondering what kind of words will come […]

Eat24 Already Optimized for Leaked iPhone 6s

What’s the best thing about the future? Obviously Dippin’ Dots, hoverboards, & world peace are the top 3. But the 4th best thing? The iPhone 6S, duh! Seriously, we heard it’s going to be a combination of The Jetsons, The […]

Eat24 Shacks Up With Yelp

  Gossip Alert: We just did the deed with Yelp. Yup, just a few months after getting hitched and we’re finally moving in together. QUICK ASIDE: We know we have a reputation of getting a little x-rated with our blog posts […]