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Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology
So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t […]
Eat24 Broke Tinder
Yeah, so… we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the egg rolls in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Then one thing led to another, […]
Eat24 Put A Bear Penis on TV, By Accident
Who doesn’t love bears? They’re fuzzy, love food, and take month-long naps. Due to our mutual appreciation of laziness and sashimi salmon, we thought it would make sense to put a handsome, totally amazing bear in Eat24’s current commercial campaign. […]
YouTube Marketing: You’re Doing it Wrong
Pop Quiz: How many times have you hopped on YouTube and thought, “I don’t care what I watch, so long as I get to see a commercial about the leather interior and smooth breaks of a mid-range sedan”? The answer […]
Weekend Coupon: Another Stupid Coupon
We suck At writing emails. We just re-read last week’s coupon email and we gotta say… wow. How do you guys make it through these things? Who do we think we are? Will the world explode if we make fewer […]
Weekend Coupon: Get Your Free Candy™
Can we talk about the amazing week that weed is having? First, it gets some major love from the Commander in Chief himself, Barack Obama. Then the Broncos and Seahawks win a trip to the Super Bowl after their home […]
Weekend Coupon: Cheese Ball Drop
3-2-1… Coupon! Guess what we learned on New Year’s Eve? No, not self control. Countdowns are awesome! Seriously, why do we only count backwards once a year? Since we love counting down (and descending numbers make us crave graham cracker […]
PayPal Had The Munchies, So We Hooked It Up
We’re on a mission to take office lunches to the next level. And we’re not all talk. We put our money where our mouth would be if apps had mouths. Take last week, when we let our besties at PayPal try out […]
Let Google Buy You Some Fries
No Pants. No Problem. Hi, it’s Eat24. We are not creepily stalking your inbox. We just thought you might like to know that the Eat24 Android app now supports Google Wallet. That’s right! One less reason to wear pants.Even better […]
Weekend Coupon: Twerking Hard or Hardly Twerking?
Dear Miley Cyrus We need to talk. No, not about that. Relax. Have you noticed all the things we have in common? The world can’t stop talking about us, we both don’t like wearing pants… the list goes on and […]
Ask Eat24: Dating Advice for Taco Lovers
In case you didn’t know, our pimp hand is strong. With the ladies, with the gentleman, with the inflatable pool toys we keep in our kitchen. We’ve got the moves that make the living and the inanimate swoon. The […]
Weekend Coupon: A Very Mature Club
The V-V-VIP Treatment Eat24 is the hottest and most delicious pants-free nightclub. Our VIP Lounge* comes with free foot massages, Sriracha bottle service, and complimentary dog butlers (a butler for your dog, not a butler who is a dog. That […]
Weekend Coupon: Outside is for Chumps
Outside. Why? We all have our reasons for not leaving the house. Weather. Bears. A clinical phobia or whatever. If you’re reading this right now, you’re an Eat24 VIP, which means you’re probably just trying to avoid paparazzi. No matter […]
What Does the World Series Taste Like?
Even though our hometown San Francisco Giants aren’t in the World Series this year (no one likes a show-off anyway), Eat24 is still loving us some baseball. Pop quiz: Who’s got more than 9 piles of jalapeno poppers, a fridge […]
Who Wants to Marry Eat24: Office Lunch Rebound Edition
While you might think of Eat24 as an online food ordering service, we also like to think of ourselves as Food Therapists. We have so much experience with the healing properties of burritos, double cheeseburgers, and chicken fried steak (organic, […]
Weekend Coupon: All Expenses Paid, Baby
No wallet, no pants, no problem. So Google got a little jealous of our PayPal payment option and asked us to include Google Wallet support in the Eat24 Android app. We were on the fence about it, but then they […]
Weekend Coupon: Email Shenanigans
Did you miss us? Hi, it’s Eat24. If you’re reading this email, you should probably run out and buy a lottery ticket because you’re one lucky taco lover! For the last two weeks, our email provider decided to send our […]
Eat24 Shutdown Prank: We’re SorryNotSorry
So… guess the Internet can’t take a joke. Here’s what happened. We sent this amazing little email poking fun at the Government shutdown with a coupon to order delivery for the weekend. HA! Isn’t it funny, we all said. Aren’t […]
Eat24 and Andy Milonakis Twitter Rap Battle
We spend most of our time slaying hunger, but every now and then we like to take a moment to drop some dope rhymes. Because sometimes the Internet just calls out for a slaw of lyrical justice. So when Andy […]