Weekend Coupon: Twerking Hard or Hardly Twerking?

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Dear Miley Cyrus

We need to talk. No, not about that. Relax. Have you noticed all the things we have in common? The world can’t stop talking about us, we both don’t like wearing pants… the list goes on and on. So, new best friend, how was your trip to Europe? We’re thinking of expanding over there, so we want to know what the vibe is like.

Anyhoo, if you ever need someone to be the official sponsor of your munchies, you know where to find us. Just enter this code at checkout when you get delivery from Eat24 this weekend because we can’t stop and we won’t stop making it rain coupons*.

Coupon Code: 

miley24 

Coupons expire, but our love for you will never end. Need another? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter.

 

Hungry? Order now

Hey everybody else. Want another coupon? Tweet this and we’ll hook you up: “Hey @MileyCyrus, bet you can’t twerk harder than @Eat24”. No Twitter? Post it on our Facebook wall.

You’re the pure cane sugar in our Mexican Coke.

Enjoy,
Eat24

*So YouTube made some changes to the comment system, and YouTube users got really angry about it. This isn’t that surprising because YouTube users pretty much hate everything. Seriously, if you ever want to get really, really angry for no reason whatsoever, take a visit to the comment section of YouTube. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than a bunch of fanboys debating whether or not Sriracha or Buttermilk Ranch is the king of condiments. It doesn’t matter if you’re looking at an instructional video about seeding pomegranates or hardcore food porn of sizzling bacon in super slo-mo. You’ll always find some troll (or is it Egg Troll? (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻) shouting in all caps to prove his point that the worst thing to ever happen to burgers was the advent of turkey (which actually, we kind of agree with). NOW LET’S GET TO THIS FINE PRINT BEFORE THINGS GET NUTS: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than trying to find a positive comment about the new RoboCop Trailer). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill, there are over 25,000 nationwide, which is more than the number of views on the leaked post-credit scene for Love Actually 2: Electric Boogaloo). Also, don’t just upvote one little side salad. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our good karma coupon. Finally the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 17th of November at midnight PST. Now excuse us, we just watched a video of baby sloths wearing sweaters and are now stuck in an infinite Related Videos loop.

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