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Here’s A Coupon. Let’s Get Cheese Drunk
Hi! We’re trying something new this week. Instead of a coupon, how about we give you our favorite grilled cheese recipe? Ok here goes: Step 1: Get bread, some cheese (a lot of cheese), and a bit of butter. Step […]
A Coupon for More Eating, Less Screen Licking
Hey! Remember last month when we asked you to take pictures of your food and upload them to EAT24? Well, you didn’t*, so we had to ask our Sugar Daddy Yelp for help (and to make us a sandwich, but […]
A Coupon, And A Big Change
Hi, it’s EAT24. It’s that time of the year (almost bikini season) when we feel the need to make a change in our life. Maybe it’s time for a haircut, or a toe ring, or maybe a new logo? We […]
Use This Coupon or Ruin Dave’s Birthday
Like pizza with a huge circumference? Good, because today is Dave (from Accounting)’s birthday and his only wish is for a math-themed email. In honor of our favorite human calculator, here are the 5 greatest math equations: 1. Salad + […]
Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!
OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want […]
Weekend Coupon: Pizza Watch
Honesty Hour: We didn’t have time to write an email this week because our sisters (iJustine and Bar Refaeli, if you must know) came to visit, so we were busy Roomba-ing the guest room. Don’t worry. We love you more than […]
Weekend Coupon: GOOOOAAALL!
World Cup We happen to love soccer (futbol), so if you’re a World Cup hater, we only have two words for you: Day Games. Why? Because being at work and not working is pretty much the best thing since… uhhh, […]
Eat24 Gets Their Amazon Wishlist
Guys! You shouldn’t have. You’ve made us feel like we’re Prom Queen/Football Hero/Oscar Winner/Gold Medal Burrito Champion/ all rolled into one. If we had to put how we feel on paper, it would probably look like this. What could have […]
Weekend Coupon: Another Stupid Coupon
We suck At writing emails. We just re-read last week’s coupon email and we gotta say… wow. How do you guys make it through these things? Who do we think we are? Will the world explode if we make fewer […]
Weekend Coupon: Get Your Free Candy™
Can we talk about the amazing week that weed is having? First, it gets some major love from the Commander in Chief himself, Barack Obama. Then the Broncos and Seahawks win a trip to the Super Bowl after their home […]
Weekend Coupon: Cheese Ball Drop
3-2-1… Coupon! Guess what we learned on New Year’s Eve? No, not self control. Countdowns are awesome! Seriously, why do we only count backwards once a year? Since we love counting down (and descending numbers make us crave graham cracker […]
Weekend Coupon: Twerking Hard or Hardly Twerking?
Dear Miley Cyrus We need to talk. No, not about that. Relax. Have you noticed all the things we have in common? The world can’t stop talking about us, we both don’t like wearing pants… the list goes on and […]
Weekend Coupon: A Very Mature Club
The V-V-VIP Treatment Eat24 is the hottest and most delicious pants-free nightclub. Our VIP Lounge* comes with free foot massages, Sriracha bottle service, and complimentary dog butlers (a butler for your dog, not a butler who is a dog. That […]
Weekend Coupon: Outside is for Chumps
Outside. Why? We all have our reasons for not leaving the house. Weather. Bears. A clinical phobia or whatever. If you’re reading this right now, you’re an Eat24 VIP, which means you’re probably just trying to avoid paparazzi. No matter […]
Weekend Coupon: Who Wants to Party?
Who wants to party? Eat24 needs YOU. We want your feedback and we’re willing to feed… back (Get it?). Eat24 wants to buy lunch for your whole office so you can test out our shiny new Shared Cart feature. Now […]
Weekend Coupon: All Expenses Paid, Baby
No wallet, no pants, no problem. So Google got a little jealous of our PayPal payment option and asked us to include Google Wallet support in the Eat24 Android app. We were on the fence about it, but then they […]
Weekend Coupon: Email Shenanigans
Did you miss us? Hi, it’s Eat24. If you’re reading this email, you should probably run out and buy a lottery ticket because you’re one lucky taco lover! For the last two weeks, our email provider decided to send our […]
Weekend Coupon: Emmy Hotness
Good News: You’re Hot. Our database has detected that you’re pretty much a badass. Your hair is always perfect, you’re really good at Candy Crush, and you have an app that brings Broccoli Beef straight to your mouth (Hint: if […]
Weekend Coupon: OMG! BFF! LOL!
Guess what. You’ll never believe what happened to us at Burning Man. Check this out – we were chilling inside a giant rubber ducky when someone passed us a magic Cronut… then everything got really shiny, and the next thing […]