Dear Google, Our mama always told us to write thank you letters, so we wanted to send you a quick note and say thanks so much for promoting us to our new position of Google CEO. It’s very sweet that […]
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Food Horoscopes: EAT24’s Guide To The Future
Is the future filled with cheese or chocolate? Is Mercury’s orbit trying to tell you something about tacos? How many mozzarella sticks are needed to sustain a relationship? Great questions deserve great answers. The EAT24 astrologer has read the writing […]
A Throwback Coupon
Did you know? EAT24 has #TBT (or #FBF or whatever the kids are calling it now). Yep. It’s called Re-Order and it’s a button that lives in your EAT24 account. It’s basically #ThrowbackThursday for your mouth, except instead of disco […]
11 Jaw-Dropping Fries Available for Delivery in L.A.
“Walk softly and carry a big potato.” That was our high school yearbook quote. Yours too? We knew we liked you. Confession time: We’re EAT24, we love French fries, and we don’t care who knows it. Actually, we do care […]
10 Ugly Foods With a Great Personality
We love beautifully Instagrammed cheeseburgers as much as you do, but it’s time someone stood up for the less photogenic foods of the world. You know, the foods that, with a good filter, look like a toddler made them and […]
Dear Headhunters, F*** You
A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them […]
18 Tastiest Things You Can Get Delivered in San Francisco
Remember that time we created What’s Good, a super space-age algorithm to help you find the tastiest noms near you? Well, we wondered if it really worked, so we gave it a whirl in San Francisco. Good news! It […]
Egg Rolls Destroyed Our Inbox: The EAT24 Story
Breaking News Alert: Your love for Chinese food has destroyed our inbox. Well, sort of. A few weeks back we realized that even though we email you and our closest million friends every week, no one writes back. Naturally, we […]
Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!
OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want […]
F is for Fail: EAT24’s Menu Meltdown
Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were […]
46 Reasons You Need the Moto 360 (45 Are Pizza)
Are you sitting down? Good, because the EAT24 Android app for the Moto 360 smartwatch is live. Oh yes. The third and most highly anticipated (also highly mysterious) watch in the new line of Android Wear devices is finally HERE. […]
Where the #$&% is our Taco Emoji
Normally, we try to look at the bright side of everything, especially if the bright side involves realizing the bread we’re eating has cheese inside it. These are not normal times though. That’s because something is bothering us. And yes, it’s […]
Top 5 Reasons to Stay Out of the Kitchen
Look, we need to talk. We heard that some of your so-called friends have been experimenting with cooking. Maybe they told you it was fun and relaxing, maybe they told you it was cool, but let us make one thing […]
Weekend Coupon: Pizza Watch
Honesty Hour: We didn’t have time to write an email this week because our sisters (iJustine and Bar Refaeli, if you must know) came to visit, so we were busy Roomba-ing the guest room. Don’t worry. We love you more than […]
Pizza Watch. iJustine. Bar Refaeli. Your Head Just Exploded.
You might have heard through the tacovine that we made an appearance at this year’s Google I/O. Since it’s pretty much the biggest, most awesome tech conference in the world, we were pretty stoked that Google not only gave us […]
Weekend Coupon: GOOOOAAALL!
World Cup We happen to love soccer (futbol), so if you’re a World Cup hater, we only have two words for you: Day Games. Why? Because being at work and not working is pretty much the best thing since… uhhh, […]
Eat24 Creates Algorithm For Tacos
It’s Wednesday. You just got back from your after-work plate juggling class and you’re starving. So, naturally you go to the fridge. Opening the door, you’re horrified to discover that the only thing you have in there is mustard. Mustard […]
9 Very Important Phrases For Hungry Travelers
Summer is so close we can taste the gazpacho. And the orange creamsicle pops. And the spiked lemonade. That’s because summer is all about food. Well, that and taking a sweet ass vacation (but we mostly go on vacation for […]
Eat24: Life Without Facebook
Hey guys, As you might have heard, we recently closed our Facebook page. No big deal. Just your average love story: Brand meets social media platform, falls head over heels… then one day the spark is gone so the brand […]
Eat24 Gets Their Amazon Wishlist
Guys! You shouldn’t have. You’ve made us feel like we’re Prom Queen/Football Hero/Oscar Winner/Gold Medal Burrito Champion/ all rolled into one. If we had to put how we feel on paper, it would probably look like this. What could have […]