Dear Miley Cyrus We need to talk. No, not about that. Relax. Have you noticed all the things we have in common? The world can’t stop talking about us, we both don’t like wearing pants… the list goes on and […]
Tag: weekend coupon
Weekend Coupon: A Very Mature Club
The V-V-VIP Treatment Eat24 is the hottest and most delicious pants-free nightclub. Our VIP Lounge* comes with free foot massages, Sriracha bottle service, and complimentary dog butlers (a butler for your dog, not a butler who is a dog. That […]
Weekend Coupon: Outside is for Chumps
Outside. Why? We all have our reasons for not leaving the house. Weather. Bears. A clinical phobia or whatever. If you’re reading this right now, you’re an Eat24 VIP, which means you’re probably just trying to avoid paparazzi. No matter […]
Weekend Coupon: Who Wants to Party?
Who wants to party? Eat24 needs YOU. We want your feedback and we’re willing to feed… back (Get it?). Eat24 wants to buy lunch for your whole office so you can test out our shiny new Shared Cart feature. Now […]
Weekend Coupon: All Expenses Paid, Baby
No wallet, no pants, no problem. So Google got a little jealous of our PayPal payment option and asked us to include Google Wallet support in the Eat24 Android app. We were on the fence about it, but then they […]
Weekend Coupon: Email Shenanigans
Did you miss us? Hi, it’s Eat24. If you’re reading this email, you should probably run out and buy a lottery ticket because you’re one lucky taco lover! For the last two weeks, our email provider decided to send our […]
Weekend Coupon: Emmy Hotness
Good News: You’re Hot. Our database has detected that you’re pretty much a badass. Your hair is always perfect, you’re really good at Candy Crush, and you have an app that brings Broccoli Beef straight to your mouth (Hint: if […]
Weekend Coupon: Fantasy FoodBall
Your wildest fantasy. The days of sacrificing your Sunday to Farmers’ Markets, fabric shopping, and themed potluck brunches are over. It’s football season – your annual 21-week free pass to living life like a beer commercial; eating deep-fried snacks while surrounded by […]
Weekend Coupon: OMG! BFF! LOL!
Guess what. You’ll never believe what happened to us at Burning Man. Check this out – we were chilling inside a giant rubber ducky when someone passed us a magic Cronut… then everything got really shiny, and the next thing […]
Weekend Coupon: That Fry Life
You have a secret admirer Hi, it’s Eat24 again. No, we’re not creepily stalking your inbox (but while we’re here, don’t forget to use that Groupon you bought for half-priced pole dancing classes for cats). We were just thinking about […]
Weekend Coupon: This is A Coupon
This is a blog post Hi, it’s Eat24. This is our blog post reminding you that the week is over, boiling water is hard, and online food ordering exists. Put down that bowl of ketchup soup and tell the Internet […]
Weekend Coupon: Your Royal Babyness
Dear Kate Middleton Hi, Kate. It’s Eat24. We need to talk. Isn’t it time you got a little You time? Sure, the Royal Baby may be cute, and yeah, he’s a future king. He’s also basically a pooping fire truck […]
Weekend Coupon: How’d You Get So Fine Print
Free money Who doesn’t like free money? Answer: Nobody. We really really want you to take our free money this weekend. To make this as easy as possible, we’re putting our coupon code Fine Print way up here in the […]
Weekend Coupon: The End Is Paneer
Hungry? What’s Eat24 babbling about now? Hello, and welcome to our VIP coupon email. We’ll get to the free money (coupon code) in a second, but first, have you ever read our Fine Print? Seriously, have you? It’s pretty great. […]
Weekend Coupon: Go Home 2012, You’re Drunk
Hungry? 2012 Kicked Ass And it’s all because of you. Thank you for your business. Thank you for telling your friends about us. Thank you for being you – the totally kick ass people that you are. You’re the reason […]
Weekend Coupon: Free Snuggles
Hungry? Let’s cuddle. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and in this case “wonderful” means it’s so cold that when you stub your toe it feels like your foot is on fire. So yeah, winter can suck it. […]
Weekend Coupon: Free Mistletoe Kisses
Hungry? Happy Freakin’ Holidays. It’s the first week of December and you’re already sick of “Jingle Bells,” shopping, and Santa’s impending judgment of your life choices (Santa, we swear had NO idea that was Mrs. Claus at the club the […]
Weekly Coupon: Eat Your Book
Hungry? One Flew Over the Couscous Nest What’s funny about e-books? Possibly nothing. Guess we’ll never know, because our writers are too busy playing Call of Duty to write one simple email. Until they get their s*** together, get the […]
Weekend Coupon: Vote, For A Stronger Baconomy
Hungry? Vote Eat24 and Say ‘Yes’ to No Pants Our fellow Americans, as you step into the voting booth on Tuesday, we ask you to think about this: What have your pants done for you? They may keep your […]
Weekend Coupon: It’s Fall Y’all
Trouble viewing? Click here Hungry? Autumn. Say What?! So why does fall sometimes call herself autumn? Is it to make her seem less annoying and more fancy? Like by calling herself autumn, we’ll forget that she got super drunk […]