Dear Kate Middleton
Hi, Kate. It’s Eat24. We need to talk. Isn’t it time you got a little You time? Sure, the Royal Baby may be cute, and yeah, he’s a future king. He’s also basically a pooping fire truck siren that never turns off. But hey, only 18 years until he moves out, right?
Relax. We got your back. We can’t change a diaper (apps don’t have arms), but we can make dinner happen so you can focus on more important things (like napping).
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You’re the warm fuzzy corner to our favorite blankey.
Cheerio,
Eat24
* Everyone knows the story of how Prince William met Kate Middleton and made the world’s most famous baby not named after a fruit or direction, but few people know anything about the Royal Food Family. Here’s a brief history: Across the mystic lands there lived two houses: House Fish, who believed in lightly battered deliciousness and flaky interiors, and House Chips, who ruled with a salty demeanor over the crinkle-cut plains. One day, Prince Cod was taking a beer batter bath when he looked out the window and noticed a beautiful shoestring fry on the shores of the Malt Vinegar River. He ran out to meet her, but as soon as he arrived, a giant lemon wedge dragon captured her. The love struck Prince embarked on an epic quest to recover his fair maiden. After thirteen years of searching, he found his true love, zested the dragon, and united both houses to live happily ever after in a pub basket near you. Before you head to Wikipedia to fact-check this story, let’s refill our pint and crown this Fine Print: You must be an Eat24 member to use this $2 coupon (fear not, signing up is easier than picking out a baby name for a future king). Coupon can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (there’re over 25,000 of them, so you’re never too far from an adorable little bundle of alfredo). Also, don’t try to order just one baby carrot, you must complete an order of $10 or more to use our cute-as-a-button coupon. Finally, the code will expire at midnight PST on July 28th. Now, as we welcome in the new Prince George, let’s celebrate by eating like royalty with some King Crab, Queen Anne Cherries, and a Royale With Cheese. And no matter how you feel about the name George, just be glad they didn’t name him Joffrey.