You have a secret admirer Hi, it’s Eat24 again. No, we’re not creepily stalking your inbox (but while we’re here, don’t forget to use that Groupon you bought for half-priced pole dancing classes for cats). We were just thinking about […]
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Weekend Coupon: This is A Coupon
This is a blog post Hi, it’s Eat24. This is our blog post reminding you that the week is over, boiling water is hard, and online food ordering exists. Put down that bowl of ketchup soup and tell the Internet […]
Weekend Coupon: Your Royal Babyness
Dear Kate Middleton Hi, Kate. It’s Eat24. We need to talk. Isn’t it time you got a little You time? Sure, the Royal Baby may be cute, and yeah, he’s a future king. He’s also basically a pooping fire truck […]
Weekend Coupon: How’d You Get So Fine Print
Free money Who doesn’t like free money? Answer: Nobody. We really really want you to take our free money this weekend. To make this as easy as possible, we’re putting our coupon code Fine Print way up here in the […]
VIP Coupon: Hundred Dollar Bills Y’all (and Free Food)
Make it Rain Some people collect comic books, some collect antique cars, and some collect tuxedos made of old AOL CDs (Hey, don’t judge. Everyone has their thing). Eat24 is collecting Likes. And we found a special place where you […]
Weekend VIP: Free Hanger Management
Hangry? What the @#$% is a Fiscal Cliff and can we throw the word “Manscaping” off of it? Also why does “@#$%” always auto-correct to “duck,” and why isn’t the Lincoln movie in 3D!? Sorry. That was the hunger talking.Do […]
Weekend Coupon: Prepare for Your Close Up Mr. Credit Card
Hungry? Use your smartphone camera for adult purposes. Picking up the tab. Duh. What did you think we meant? The new Eat24 app for iPhone and Android lets you scan your credit card with one tap. No expensive add-ons. No […]
Weekend Coupon: The End Is Paneer
Hungry? What’s Eat24 babbling about now? Hello, and welcome to our VIP coupon email. We’ll get to the free money (coupon code) in a second, but first, have you ever read our Fine Print? Seriously, have you? It’s pretty great. […]
Weekend Coupon: Go Home 2012, You’re Drunk
Hungry? 2012 Kicked Ass And it’s all because of you. Thank you for your business. Thank you for telling your friends about us. Thank you for being you – the totally kick ass people that you are. You’re the reason […]
Weekend Coupon: Free Snuggles
Hungry? Let’s cuddle. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and in this case “wonderful” means it’s so cold that when you stub your toe it feels like your foot is on fire. So yeah, winter can suck it. […]
Weekend Coupon: Free Mistletoe Kisses
Hungry? Happy Freakin’ Holidays. It’s the first week of December and you’re already sick of “Jingle Bells,” shopping, and Santa’s impending judgment of your life choices (Santa, we swear had NO idea that was Mrs. Claus at the club the […]
Weekend Coupon: Free Hoverboard and Zero Calorie Bacon
Hungry? Make a wish. Congratulations. If you’re reading this, someone out there loves you very much because they’ve sent you the key to fame, fortune, eternal life, and time travel. This chain letter has been in existence since 1673 before […]
Weekly Coupon: *%#$ Black Friday. Sleep In.
All you want is to save a few bucks on some stuff you were gonna buy anyway, like a 60-inch LCD, a light-up head massager that reads the weather in 7 languages, or food for survival. Is that really too […]
Weekly Coupon: Eat Your Book
Hungry? One Flew Over the Couscous Nest What’s funny about e-books? Possibly nothing. Guess we’ll never know, because our writers are too busy playing Call of Duty to write one simple email. Until they get their s*** together, get the […]
Weekly Coupon: Free Magic Brownies
Hungry? High there, Colorado and Washington The election is over and three things are clear: 1) #NoPantsNation is strong in Colorado and Washington. 2) We need to add a “Munchies” search filter to the site ASAP (frankly, we’re disappointed […]
Weekend Coupon: Vote, For A Stronger Baconomy
Hungry? Vote Eat24 and Say ‘Yes’ to No Pants Our fellow Americans, as you step into the voting booth on Tuesday, we ask you to think about this: What have your pants done for you? They may keep your […]
Weekend Coupon: Treat Yo’ Self
Hungry? Trick or Treat? Duh. Nobody really wants a trick, unless that trick is magically making a hot tub full of cupcakes appear in the living room. (If you can do that trick, let us know. We’re hiring). […]
Weekend Coupon: Eat24 Gives You Wings (Really)
Hungry? Chew so loudly it breaks the sound barrier. Unless you spent last weekend under a rock, you probably saw Felix Baumgartner fall 128,000 feet from the edge of space. When he stepped out on that platform 24 miles […]
A Love Note to Pizza – Weekend Coupon
Trouble viewing? Click here Hungry? A Love Note to Pizza Pizza baby, you know how much we love you. The way your pepperoni glistens in the moonlight. The way you accessorize with just the right amount of sausage. Even […]
Free beer. And Lederhosen.
Hungry? Happy Oktoberfest, Let’s crack a cold one. The only drink that tastes good no matter what you’re eating is Beer. Seriously, what’s better than a brew with a burger, a pint with a pizza, or froth with your […]