Let’s crack a cold one.
The only drink that tastes good no matter what you’re eating is Beer. Seriously, what’s better than a brew with a burger, a pint with a pizza, or froth with your fries? Nothing is more satisfying then finishing a meal with white foam in and around your mouth. So let’s toast to the drink loved by great men like Ben Franklin, Ernest Hemmingway and Homer Simpson.
Wait you don’t have a beer? Well what do you use your fridge for, vegetables? Don’t you know every shelf should be a beer shelf ? We’re not gonna leave ya hanging. Our love for you is stronger than the maltiest of ales and we’re gonna do something crazy, so hold on to those lederhosen. We’re sending everyone to Oktoberfest!
OK. So after Googling Oktoberfest we found out it’s all the way in Germany and we can’t send all of you. But before you sue us for false advertising, listen to this. Many of our restaurants offer beer on their drink menus. That’s right, you can order beer online and we’re giving you this coupon for it. (We’ll give you a second to clean up your foamy head explosion.) If you’re on the wagon, like us, well this coupon’s still good for any food that tastes good with beer. So anything on the menu*. Ok now you can fully remove your hosen.
You’re the ice cream in our beer float,
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|* From its hoppy head to its barley bottom, there has never been a greater creation than Beer. And no that’s not a typo. We feel that Beer is important enough that it deserves to be capitalized. Like Madonna or Batman, it’s got enough awesomeness behind it that from here on out we’re making it a grammar rule. We’re talking to the folks at Webster right now. They put us on hold though and they’re forcing us to listen to an all clarinet version of “Call Me Maybe.” Sigh… well while we have a few hours to kill why don’t we get this Fine Print out of the way. So, here goes. You have to be an Eat24 member to use the $4 Coupon code. Relax, it’s easier than drinking a light Beer and signing up is faster than doing a keg stand. You can only use codes at restaurants that accept Coupon Codes (but worry not, there are over 20,000 of them) and pay with a Credit card or PayPal. Also you can’t just order a Beer chaser and call it a night. You need to order at least $10 worth of food to use our coupon. But don’t worry, food helps sop up your suds. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire the 30th of September at Midnight PST. All right all you Beer lovers out there, there’s a chocolate stout with our names on it, but you stay beautiful and foamy.|