Moving sale. Everything must go.
Exciting news: we outgrew our office pants (If you think about it, an office is like pants for your business. Usually we frown on the wearing of pants, but it turns out weather isn’t really good for computers or our perfect hair, thus – office pants.)
We’re moving to a bigger space, but we don’t have room in the truck for all the food, so we need you to order at least 10 times this weekend. Seriously, everything must go.
You’re the fuzzy dice on our rental truck.
* Notice how we didn’t ask you to help? You’re welcome. Nobody likes helping friends move, no matter how much free pizza is involved. There are a few good things that happen because of moving, for example we just found a green M&M that was lost under the couch for years. Also, bubble wrap! And now, the Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use the $3 coupon (don’t worry, signing up is easier than assembling a cardboard box). You can only use coupons at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill out, there are over 20,000 of them nationwide). You must order at least $10 worth of food and pay with credit card or PayPal, so don’t try to just get a side of pizza crust. Finally, the code can only be used once (duh) and will expire the 24th of Marchat Midnight PST. OK, we’re gonna go make sure Teen Beat gets our change of address form. We took so long to type this that someone started boxing us up and the room is now filling up with packing peanuts. Oh well, better go. See you on the other side!