No dust wedgies. No sunburns. Still no pants.
f you’re reading this, we’re already at Burning Man for the annual gathering of #NoPantsNation on the playa. Will we see you there? No? That’s OK, we get it. It’s soooo far away, and a 16-person tent with a built-in hot tub and fireplace won’t build itself. Right? Here’s the plan:
Don’t go to Burning Man, and say you did.
Stay in and enjoy all the comforts of home this weekend. If you’re worried about what your friends will think, enter this coupon at checkout and we’ll include some free magic playa dust* with your order so you can pretend you made the trip to Black Rock City. We’ll never tell 😉
P.S. Our coupons don’t take vacations. That means you get a whole extra day to use it this weekend. You’re welcome.
You’re the powdered sugar to our doughnut.
*You know what’s even better than going to the desert? Going to the dessert. We asked our peeps on Twitter and Facebook, if they were stranded on a dessert island, what would it be made of? You may not know this, but we’ve been secretly creating dessert islands based on a few of our favorite responses, like a sugar-coated honey baked Jon Hamm (dessert pork? Sure why not). So join us as we give you an exotic helicopter tour of… Dessert Isle! First, we have the Keys of Chocolate Tortuga, made of chocolate cake, with natural hot fudge pools and coconut marshmallows. Secondly, visit Gummi Gummi Island, made entirely from winter mint chocolate chip ice cream complete with hazelnut funnel caves inhabited by the elusive giant gummi bear. Finally, take a custom sea salt caramel plane over to The Grape Berryier Reef made entirely of raspberry soufflé with cookie dough beach balls and a toffee rim. All this can be yours… right after we get through this Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than swimming up a white chocolate milkshake waterfall). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (fear not, there are over 25,000 of them nationwide, so you’re only ever just one click away from hot brownies in your area). Also don’t try to order only one cupcake (everyone knows the correct amount of cupcakes is always 4) you must complete an order of $10 or more to use our sugar-filled coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once, and will expire at midnight PST on MONDAY September 2nd. Now, pack your bags and get ready for an adventure 25,000 desserts in the making. Just remember, if you see a Cookiesaurus Rex, stay still. Its vision is based on movement.