Eat24 wants to buy lunch for your whole office. Why? Because we like to party. Also because we want your feedback on our new Shared Cart feature. So if you think you and your co-workers deserve a raise (in the form of 10,000 Deep Fried Wontons (Actual wonton amount may vary, and it’s probably nowhere near 10,000 (triple parenthetical))), just head over here and enter for a chance to get a free Office Party catered by Eat24. All we ask in return is your honest feedback. With your help, we can make Shared Cart even more kick ass. So give it a good workout and report back on your delicious findings.
Have you entered yet?
How about now?
Now?
Why aren’t you filling out the form right now?
Listen, we know typing is hard, but so is boiling water. Why not just avoid that whole kitchen situation entirely by allowing us to cater your office lunch party? Honestly, we didn’t really think we’d need to convince you to do this. But, OK. Fine. Here are some other reasons to use Eat24 at work:
1) The Hangry Button
Our built-in “Hangry” button allows you to say “Make up your #$%&ing mind, Steve!” without saying a word
2) Cheeseburgers = Profit
A recent study conducted by the Harvard Business School revealed that bacon cheeseburgers increase productivity by more than 87%**
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3) Vending Machine Buffet: No.
Stop trying to make soup out of Red Bull and Trail Mix. Just stop it.
4) It’s Like A Secretary for Your Stomach!
Or a corner office for your mouth. Either way, it’s awesome.
5) More “You” Time
Save your lunch break for more important things, like using your company’s high speed Internet to watch porn.
6) Stank Insurance
When you order with a group, no one can blame a weird smell on any one person. So go ahead and order those fish and chips and let Dave’s hot wings hide the evidence.
7) Party Fun Time
It’s kind of like a company retreat except instead of trust falls, you get egg rolls.
8) Avoid Email Tragedy
Drastically reduce your odds of being injured/maimed in a tragic Reply All accident.
And last but not least, HELLO. HI. FREE FOOD. So yeah. Use that keyboard for something useful (for once) and enter your company for a chance to test out Shared Cart with a free Office Party catered by Eat24. You’ll be glad you did.
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