A while back we let some cat write a blog post for us. While the cat community (which also happens to love Yelp Eat24) was thrilled, we received a number of complaints from the dog community.

Since we’re all about equality here (and because there was an all-you-can-eat Baklava Buffett) we decided to let a good friend of Sir Meowington IV write this blog post. So without further ado, let’s stop with the words and get on with the borks. Take it away Lord Puppers of the Round Bowl.

Bork Bork! Bork to bork you.

Check this bork out.

Overly Dramatic Bork

Bork Bork… Bork (hee hee hee)

When a bork tries to bork, but you’re all like, “Bork ✋”

If you’re bork and you know it bork your bork.

Bork for it… Bork for it…

The family that borks together, borks together.

Borking Terrifying.

My bork in a bork.

No borks for this.

This is my bork now. Forever.

That’s it for Lord Puppers but we got to know was this everything you wanted? Could there have been more borks? Are you borking annoyed yet? Share your borks with us on Twitter or Instagram @Eat24 and we’ll love you forever. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to figure out what to do with 24,000 doggy bags.