Are you reading this? Good. You’re one of the few. Apparently, no matter how many dumplings we stuff in our emails, they still get marked as spam. Dumplings ≠ spam.

So, we need your help. If you want to keep getting our coupons, star this email, drag it into your main inbox, or add us to your contacts. If you don’t, we’ll be replaced by Dave from Accounting (you can get a taste of how terrible fun that would be when you read the fine print).

To help us not get fired, please click that little star next to our email and use this code to save a few bucks* with our 0% canned ham app this weekend.

Coupon code: star24

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*Hi, it’s me Dave from Accounting. The marketing team thinks I’m not “hip” or “cool”, but I’ll show them. Let me just slip on this checkered fedora, lime green crocs, and Kenny G fanny pack while I tell you what’s real fly daddio: Geometry jokes on bathroom stalls, texting peeps on your Nokia, adult coloring books featuring famous Mathematicians, picking your top friends on MySpace, and eating white rice with just a pinch of Metamucil. Whoa, I’m getting too excited. Better slow down and read this fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, August 21st at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Until next time, this is Dave from Accounting saying, I love eating the volume of a disc with a radius = z and a depth = a. In other words pi.z.z.a.