Confession: We love clickbait. You too? We could tell by the way you clicked. Anyway, thanks for giving our clickbait a chance. Competition is pretty fierce out there, and we’ve been noticing these clickbait articles are getting more insane every day. For instance:
It makes sense though. All the grocery store tabloids have gone out of business and moved to the Internet. To stay competitive, we figured our writers should practice their clickbait skills too (after all, nothing builds a resume like being endorsed for clickbait). The results are in and we’re calling it “Clickbait filled with clickbait filled with more clickbait.” Enjoy!
You won’t believe what these 3 appetizers can do to you!
Trust us when we say they’ll do everything and anything to you. Teach you French? Easy. Give you a ride to the airport? No problem. Lead your CrossFit class? Appetizers show no mercy.
One weird trick you won’t believe YOU haven’t been doing!
This is not a joke. Eating wings really is this simple, and we’re feeling pretty foolish for not realizing it sooner. Seriously, have you guys been eating your flats like this?
Cheeseburger didn’t think he could be more delicious, until this one life saving tip!
That tip? We’re going to stall and stall and stall and make you wonder if we’re ever going to tell you the tip, but finally after a lot of pointless words and even more words we’ll finally tell you. Bacon. Lots of bacon. Also, brisket.
Doctors hate us! And here’s the secret why
Because of this:
You know what they say, “Rubbing your face on bread everyday keeps the doctor away” or something.
You’ll NEVER eat celery again after you learn about THESE 4 super foods.
- Chili cheese dogs
Chili increases mouth pleasure. - Buffalo fries.
Because #SexFries taste better than celery. - Garlic knots
According to doctors, they’re so tiny the calories don’t count! - Hot Wings
That celery is there to remind you how great wings are.
We hope you enjoyed our clickbait and that it was the most clicky clickbait you ever clicked. Feel free to email it to your dad (please make the subject line “Fwd Fwd Fwd Clickbait”) or post it on your bestie’s Facebook wall. Oh, and if you have any hot tips, secrets, or things we just won’t BELIEVE until we see them, please hit us up on Twitter @Eat24.