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Hi, it’s Eat24. This is our blog post reminding you that the week is over, boiling water is hard, and online food ordering exists. Put down that bowl of ketchup soup and tell the Internet to make you a sandwich. Not easy enough? OK, how about a coupon too? Just enter this code at checkout to redeem your free money* this weekend.

Coupon code:

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Coupons expire, but our love for you will never end. Need another? Just ask us on our Facebook or Twitter pages.

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You’re the B in our BLT.

Enjoy,
Eat24

*This is the fine print. It’s not called fine print because it has luscious natural curls and sexy curves. It’s called fine print because the print is, in fact, small. The fine print is here to tell you things that the Royal We is “legally” required to say (unlike the fact that you look beautiful with a face full of cheese fries, which we aren’t legally required to tell you, but we say it anyway because we love you). Fine print doesn’t care what language you speak because fine print only understands legalese jargon. It talks about breaches, briefs and “responsible parties”, but it sucks all the fun out of those words (fine print “parties” require pants and don’t have dubstep or pizza). Also, no idea why it calls itself “print” instead of just “text” or “words,” but that’s just another example of its snobbery. We here at Eat24 like to have fun with our fine print and offer it to you as a sweet and savory supplement to your delicious email. So without further ado, have a taste of our Fine Print: You must be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (relax, signing up is easier than reading a 110-page legal brief on how to properly eat a taco (tilt your head north west)). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (but don’t break a sweat, there are over 25,000 so you’re never too far from totally legit lasagna). Also don’t try to pull some sneaky lawyer tricks on us and order a fine print sized-portion of guacamole; you must complete an order of $10 or more to use our very legal coupon. Finally, the code will expire at midnight PST on August 4th. There. You did it. You squinted your eyes and made it all the way to the end. And for that we love you more than 1,987,546 slices of Hawaiian Pizza. Take that, laws!