We Love You (And Coupons)

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Hey there,

We love sending you coupons. It’s pretty much our favorite thing to do. But this week we thought we’d try something different and have you send us a coupon. We aren’t picky so we’ll take pretty much anything… a free yoga class for goldfish, a 2 for 1 on couches, an IOU for muffins. Just no coupons for bees. We don’t want bees.

As a token of our appreciation, please accept this coupon* to use on our discount-loving app.

Coupon code: thanks24

Hungry? Order Now

 

You’re the mango to our sticky rice.

Love,
Yelp Eat24

*Coupons are an important part of our lives, but if you ask us, there are some things that should always be full price. Like an elephant. Discount elephants are bad (their trunks never work and they make baboon noises). Also if you’re going to buy a Ferris Wheel, avoid BOGO specials. All you’re gonna get is two rickety Ferris Wheels. It’s OK to lease an irregular igloo, but never buy or your roof will leak melty ice cubes everywhere. And of course never, ever hire imitation fine print. Always go for the good stuff, like: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 19th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Now remember one last thing. Discount burgers are awesome, but discount sushi is fishy.

 

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3 thoughts on “We Love You (And Coupons)”

  1. Dear EAT24,

    Please help the guy or girl who writes your other emails to find their funny bone. The email that comes earlier in the week is lame, and I’m assuming it comes from someone at Yelp. Please and thank you.

    Love,
    Someone Who Loves the Old Brand More

  2. These articles are always funny and imaginative / very well done. Thank you for my Friday night dinner each week and for being awesome.

  3. Hey guys can the powers that be please help me get coupons sent back to my email address again? I don’t get anything. Nothing in spam, anywhere!

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