Outside. Why?

We all have our reasons for not leaving the house. Weather. Bears. A clinical phobia or whatever. If you’re reading this right now, you’re an Eat24 VIP, which means you’re probably just trying to avoid paparazzi. No matter your excuse for camping out in that pillow fort safe zone, we just want to let you know that we love you and we’re really happy to be able to feed you. Now give us back our half of the fuzzy blanket.

This has been a public service announcement from #NoPantsNation. And this is a coupon code for one free snuggle* when you order delivery with Eat24 this weekend.

Coupon Code:

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Our coupon codes expire, but our love for you will never end. Need another? Just ask us on Twitter or Facebook.

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Want another coupon? Alrighty then. Tweet this: “Tonight’s dinner is sponsored by @Eat24 because I’ve been outside and it’s nothing but weather and people.” No Twitter? Post it on our Facebook wall.

You’re the Pineapple to our Upside-down Cake.

Enjoy,

Eat24

*You may think that outside is awesome, with its nature and warm, life-producing sun, but let us just clear the air and give you some cold hard facts about the hidden dangers of outside. Fact: You ever seen a shark or a killer panda inside? NO. Fact: Bird flu and mad cow disease? These are outside diseases. There is no couch potato disease (and even if there was, it would probably be delicious with bacon bits and melted cheese). Fact: Tacos are indoor creatures, and you will not find them roaming around outside. Fact: Have you ever heard of a pizza tree? NO (sadly). Fact: BEES! Fact: This is becoming ridiculous so if we haven’t convinced you yet, let’s see if our Fine Print does: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than deciding to stay indoors to watch a marathon of Darkwing Duck). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (but relax, there are over 25,000, so you’re just a click away from never having to leave the house). Also, don’t just order an indoor-voice-sized amount of food; you must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal or Google Wallet to use our comfy cozy coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on November 3rd  (holy crap is it November already?!) at midnight PST. Now remember, if you have to go outside, always take your Swaggles** to block out UV Rays, acquire better dance moves, and look as cool as gazpacho.