The V-V-VIP Treatment
Eat24 is the hottest and most delicious pants-free nightclub. Our VIP Lounge* comes with free foot massages, Sriracha bottle service, and complimentary dog butlers (a butler for your dog, not a butler who is a dog. That would be ridiculous). But did you know there’s an even more exclusive club for very Very VERY Important People? Hell yes. Tell your friends to join! How? Give them this coupon code, which is also the name of the club, and make sure they don’t forget it. Tell them to write it down (preferably somewhere they won’t miss, like the back of their hand).
Now cross the velvet rope, remove your pants (or don’t. Free country), and light a cigar. Don’t smoke? Neither do we. Just enter this coupon code at checkout to give some egg rolls a free ride** to your couch this weekend.
Coupon Code:
pen15
Coupons expire, but our love for you will never end. Need another coupon? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter.
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Want another coupon? Take a picture of your friend’s hand with the coupon code written on it and share it with @Eat24 on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook with #Eat24VVVIP and we’ll give you another code.You’re the Moët to our Chandon.
Enjoy,
Eat24
*Wait, you don’t know about our VIP Lounge? It’s the place where we give you coupons without creepily stalking your inbox. Just log in and look for it under “My Account”. Thanks, champagne!
**Note: The Pen15 Club is not an actual club. It’s a joke that is very popular among 5th graders, and people who act like 5th graders (Hi, right here). Maybe we’re just trying to relive our youth, or maybe we just really like awkward school dances, and playing Oregon Trail for educational purposes (how many times does Jill have to die of dysentery before she learns? Wash your hands, Jill!). OK, now the Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than replacing your broken wagon wheel). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill, there are over 25,000 nationwide and you don’t even have to face the Snake River Crossing). Also, don’t just get a can of beans and expect to feed your whole party. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our hilariously immature coupon. Finally the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 10th of November at midnight PST. Congratulations. You made it to Oregon! Press any key to order a pizza.