Wow. You guys never cease to amaze us. Seriously, you’ve got great taste in food (the enchiladas last week were definitely the right call), you’re basically a genius, and your butt always looks good. So of course, when we had a weird dream about you, Oprah, and Lo Mein, you were the first person we thought of to help figure out what it meant.

And you guys rocked it. Your interpretations really made us think…about life, about Oprah, about Freud, and a whole lot about Lo Mein. So much so that we decided to gather the best of the best interpretations here for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy and thanks for all your help decoding our dream!

To start, many of you felt like alcohol might have been a factor. We plead the 5th.


Of course, several people thought the dream meant we needed to take action in real life:



But then things started to get weird…



And weirder…

But then, some people got really deep with it.


And finally, the dream had to be a sign that a Lo Mein giveaway was imminent.

Have another thought about what our dream might mean? Comment below. Have no idea? No problem. Just order some Lo Mein and wait for the answer to come to you. We’ll wait for you on the couch/fish tank.
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