Celebrate the triumph of the human body, mind, and spirit by watching others do all the work.
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Go for the Gold. Deep fried gold.
Munch fish and chips while watching swimming, snack on pizza while Italians pole vault, lift a 1lb. burger to your pie hole while someone clean and jerks 500 lbs., all from the cozy confines of your couch. We love you, no matter how far you can javelin throw a burrito, so enjoy our weekend coupon code.
Use this Code at checkout for free onion rings*.
Coupon code:
goUSA30
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Want a bigger coupon? Strike an “Olympic” pose with your food and post the photo on our Facebook page. (It’s OK to wear something tight)
You light our Olympic torch,
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* We love the Olympics, but what we’re really looking forward to? The Space Olympics of 2046. Once we reach a peace treaty with the Neptunians, we’ll be able to watch Interplanetary athletes compete in such events as the zero gravity high jump, the Parallel Universe Bars, and Fencing… on Mars! While we may have a few years to wait for Galaxy wide Olympics, you can kill the time by reading our Olympic themed fine print. First up, the Gold medal, you have to be an Eat24 member to use the $3 Coupon code. Relax, it’s not as difficult as power squatting 200 lbs. and signing up is faster than Michael Phelps swimming the 50m freestyle. Coming in for the Silver, you can only use codes at restaurants that accept Coupons codes (but worry not, there are over 20,000 of them. That’s nearly as many medals the USA has brought home in the history of the Olympics) and pay with Credit card or PayPal. And taking home the Bronze, you can’t just order some Edamame and call it a night. In fact anyone that thinks a steamed soybean is dinner, probably isn’t someone you should hang out with. You must complete an order of $10 or more to use our coupon. And bringing in the rear, the code can only be used once and will expire the 29th of July at Midnight PST. Wow, we made it. We feel like we’ve just completed a Decathlon. Time to sit back, order in and root for good ol’ America. USA! USA! USA!
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