The Holidays are the perfect time to curl up next to a roaring fire, drink that egg nog with the yum yum juice, and order food online while you watch Charlie Brown miss that damn football for the trillionth time. While we love watching Rudolph as much as the next person (Spoiler alert: Bumbles Bounce) there’s a serious lack of food in these holiday flicks. Sure there’s figgy pudding (which we still have no idea what it is) and lots of milk and cookies, but we’re in desperate need of some hearty food to go with our holiday cheer.

So, we decided to make six new movies to help turn those dreams of sugarplum fairies into dreams of sausages and French fries.

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